Stop! That! Train!
Best friends and train stewardesses Tess and DeeDee trade their dreary shifts on the Stank Rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express. However, when a catastrophic Stormaganza threatens to crash the high-speed train into Celebration, Florida, the duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first-class attendants, a hot but dimwitted co-conductor, and fabulous US President Judy Gagwell to save the day.
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What people are saying
Updated nightlyMost people had a good time with this campy disaster comedy, largely thanks to the humor and the cast. The story about stewardesses Tess and DeeDee trying to stop a train wreck is fairly predictable, and the pacing and visuals feel a bit cheap, but it's carried by a game ensemble of queens having fun. RuPaul's President Judy Gagwell is a clear highlight, while Latrice Royale and Jujubee's DeeDee also get love. It's not trying to be high art, just a silly, laugh-filled ride that mostly delivers.
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- Positive66%
- Mixed19%
- Negative15%
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